Welcome to Say What? Here’s how you play the game:

(1) Figure out what the crap Omar’s kid is saying (if your browser doesn’t use Flash, click the clip headings to hear each clip).
(2) Leave your guess in the text field next to each clip.
(3) Identify yourself in the “your name” box, so I know who to ridicule praise.
(4) Click “Go!”

I originally composed this post with 7 audio clips, but I thought two of them were prohibitively hard. And while I’m not looking to make it easy, I’m not trying to take the fun out of it, either. Besides, 7 is an awkward number.

Welcome to the first installment of Say What? Here’s how you play the game:

(1) Figure out what the crap Omar’s kid is saying.
(2) Leave your guess in a comment.
(3) There is no #3!

The first person to correctly guess what is being said in the following two audio clips wins! For what it’s worth, I think the first one is pretty easy, but the second one is hard. If necessary, I’ll comment with some clues. Ready? Go!

Clip 1:

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

(or click here)

Clip 2:

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

(or click here)