Comments on: Updates!

By: aubrey

aubrey — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:55:52 +0000

aww. i miss elastic comments. this one brought joy and mirth to me.

By: elastic

elastic — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:02:00 +0000

37 Pounds? ROCK ON! I hit 80 pound weight loss last month and then proceeded to gain at least half of it back with pre-Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, and post-Thanksgiving pig-outs.

You got a jacket, I got a magical black dress at Ross for 17 bucks that makes me look almost, sort of, kind of, if you close one eye….”skinny.” Awesome. I wore it to my husband’s Christmas party and made him dance with me to such company party friendly hits as Nelly’s “Hot In Herrrrre”, “Drop it Low”, and “In Da Club.”

I think our rad dance “moves” brought joy and mirth to all those fortunate enough to see us in action.

By: Tori

Tori — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:57:22 +0000

I thought I commented on this a long time ago. Did I not? Apparently. Hmm…
37 pounds is awe.some. I think your lost pounds found their way down to Texas…

By: cadiz12

cadiz12 — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 01:16:48 +0000

seriously, omar. i’m all for being healthy, but please don’t disappear. that said, congrats on all the hard work!

i feel your pain on the catching up; i have no access to internet during the day and hardly any in the evenings. it takes about 8 hours to catch up each weekend.

By: jasmine

jasmine — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:40:13 +0000

SIGH. omar. pleats.

how do you think you still have a big enough ass for pleats when you’ve lost 37 pounds? you probably have nothing left. unless you’re rocking some GHETTO booty that just won’t quit.

By: Nancy Face

Nancy Face — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:21:06 +0000

What the…37 pounds? THIRTY-SEVEN POUNDS? Simply amazing, and you must have given up pie making!

Yay! You are not a stranger to the ways of the thrift store!

I eat a banana every day. I don’t like bananas. Foolish? Yes.

By: aubrey

aubrey — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:56:18 +0000

i’ve had bananas in my head all day cuz mabel LOVES them. so i sing it to her. she thinks i’m nuts.

and 37 pounds?!?! what is your secret? no really, what is it?

no tears shed for kindergarten. you mean from you, not the wife. i’m sure she had to have cried a LITTLE.

photo assignment!! photo assignment!!

By: glittersmama

glittersmama — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:29:56 +0000

Were you singing bananas a la Gwen Stefani when you typed this post? Because I’m singing it in my head.

By: glittersmama

glittersmama — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:24:07 +0000

1. I knew it.*

2. I was right.*

*That Nobo cheated.

By: Nobody

Nobody — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:23:12 +0000

I think you should worry more about the creepiness of some lady in Iowa listening to your daughter’s words over and over and over and over until she gets it. Cuz that’s weird.

And I’m just wondering how much you got for the mancard you OBVIOUSLY traded in or sold.

Crying, pleated pants, mention of butts in reference to clothing, slimming jackets, thrift store finds…

I simply can’t wait for your review on Julie and Julia!