Welcome to the first installment of Say What? Here’s how you play the game:
(1) Figure out what the crap Omar’s kid is saying.
(2) Leave your guess in a comment.
(3) There is no #3!
The first person to correctly guess what is being said in the following two audio clips wins! For what it’s worth, I think the first one is pretty easy, but the second one is hard. If necessary, I’ll comment with some clues. Ready? Go!
Clip 1:
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Clip 2:
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October 2nd, 2009
Hmmm…I’m a little nervous because if I am wrong when you said it was easy…
#1: A pot
#2 French Fries
October 2nd, 2009
Clip 1:
“A pot.” Obviously she’s saying she wants to go poopy in the potty just like The Boy…duh.
~OR~
“A putt.”
Obviously she went golfing with you and served as your caddy…duh.
Clip 2:
“Five shaves.”
Duh.
October 2nd, 2009
Oooh, I know, I know!! Hand raised! Do I get to guess?!
October 2nd, 2009
First one, I need context.
Second one: French fries.
I’d guess fireflies, but you don’t live in the Midwest.
October 2nd, 2009
IPOD!!!!!!! She’s saying IPOD!!
That’s funny.
I’m also submitting a second guess on the second one:
butterflies.
October 3rd, 2009
I think Nobo is a cheater.
October 3rd, 2009
first one: i pack
second: french fries
i LOVE this. i want MORE.
October 3rd, 2009
man, now that i read the other comments, i can only think iPod and French Fries.
good guesses, guys.
October 3rd, 2009
Okay, I didn’t look at any other comments before posting this.
1: I’m hot
2: fire flies
Now I’ll go read the comments and see how wrong I am…
October 4th, 2009
yay for a new post from omar!!
and crap! i was gonna say “i’m hot” sarah. boo!
and now all i can hear is ipod and french fries though, smarty pants, people.
October 4th, 2009
commenting again because i forgot to click the notify box.
October 4th, 2009
“up pot” and “french fries”
I know the first one can’t be right, but the second guess makes sense…
October 4th, 2009
Oooh…”i-pod”–that makes sense!
October 4th, 2009
If by cheater, you mean “totally awesome” then you are absolutely right.
October 4th, 2009
1. I’m hot
2. Butterflies
What do I win??
October 4th, 2009
1. up hot
2. butterflies
It’s been so long since I had tiny ones. I miss the deciphering. It so cute and fun. Except for when they are sick.
October 4th, 2009
I am going to have to agree with totally awesome cheater NOBO! She is an expert at these type of things. I will slap my knee if she is wrong:)
October 4th, 2009
Nobo wins! iPod and french fries.
I mean, she doesn’t actually win an iPod or french fries, that’s just what my kid was saying, and she was the first to guess both correctly. (Next time, I’ll do it like the old music quizzes, so that people can’t see each other’s answers.)
Thanks for playing!
October 4th, 2009
Wife: No, you don’t get a guess. You didn’t help Nobo cheat, did you?
October 5th, 2009
I read/listened to this post before there were any comments, but I chose to let someone else win because I win everything here, all the time, always and I thought someone else deserved a chance this time. Aren’t I swell?
anyone buying this excuse?
October 5th, 2009
I think it’s only fair that the winner gets what’s being guessed. Those are pretty much my two favorite things in the world.
Oh, besides my kids.
Her excellent knowledge of the words that are most important, I think I’d get along with your daughter swimmingly.
Even if her dad suggests I may have cheated. Et tu Omar, et tu!?
October 5th, 2009
Aww, man. I so would have won if I knew you were actually blogging again.
The girl has quite the vocabulary.
October 6th, 2009
I guess cheater does mean totally awesome in this case. Who am I kidding? Nobo is always totally awesome. Don’t tell her I said that.
October 7th, 2009
Well, my consolation is that I was the FIRST commenter and the first to guess french fries…