Sep 7

The girl: Nippo.

Me: What?

The girl: Nippo!

Me: Hippo?

The girl: Nippo (points to a scar on my forearm)

Then I realized – she was calling my scar a nipple. Thanks to her brother for making sure that’s on her first 100 words list.

11 Responses to “Not the way to get me on your side”

  1. Heffalump Says:

    Ha! Such an important word too…

    Glad to know you are still alive!

  2. Carrot Jello Says:

    I’m speechless.
    Not only because of the post, but because you posted.
    Guess I’ll take my things and leave.

  3. Jon Says:

    I bet there’s a totally bad ass story behind that scar though. I’m certain it involves a combination of hippos, juggled chainsaws, a mouthy paper boy, a pack of voles, three kegs of vodka ( because where I’m fom, people buy vodka in keg portions) and a very specific line being crossed regarding your lawn.

    I can’t wait to hear that story… (sigh) (my head is propped up in my hands as I lay on the floor looking up wide eyed and itching for a good bed time story)

  4. Becky Says:

    holy god, that is awesome.

  5. Nobody Says:

    HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!

    Totally worth the wait Omar.

  6. cadiz12 Says:

    at least it’s a proper term even if it wasn’t correctly identified…right?

  7. Tori Says:

    A NEW POST!!! A NEW POST!! OMAR HAS A NEW POST!! and a arm nippo apparently…

  8. Omar Says:

    Now that she mentioned it, the scar kind of does look like a nipple. Which is why I didn’t include a picture.

    I’m pretty sure the nippo-scar started off as a bug bite. I’ll work on spinning that into a story that’s much more bad ass.

  9. Jon Says:

    When the size of that bug is = or > a house. Automatic bad ass designation. Just throwing that out there…

  10. nancy face Says:

    Hahaha!

    The girl is so observant…smart, too!

  11. aubrey Says:

    hahahaha. oh dear. so max has a third nipple. it’s not noticeable but just recently ava realized it was there {see what i mean by not noticeable} and was trying to pick it off. eek. poor max. it is still intact, but now he has ninja-like reflexes when anyone goes near his chest.

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