Sep
7
The girl: Nippo.
Me: What?
The girl: Nippo!
Me: Hippo?
The girl: Nippo (points to a scar on my forearm)
Then I realized – she was calling my scar a nipple. Thanks to her brother for making sure that’s on her first 100 words list.

September 7th, 2009
Ha! Such an important word too…
Glad to know you are still alive!
September 7th, 2009
I’m speechless.
Not only because of the post, but because you posted.
Guess I’ll take my things and leave.
September 7th, 2009
I bet there’s a totally bad ass story behind that scar though. I’m certain it involves a combination of hippos, juggled chainsaws, a mouthy paper boy, a pack of voles, three kegs of vodka ( because where I’m fom, people buy vodka in keg portions) and a very specific line being crossed regarding your lawn.
I can’t wait to hear that story… (sigh) (my head is propped up in my hands as I lay on the floor looking up wide eyed and itching for a good bed time story)
September 8th, 2009
holy god, that is awesome.
September 8th, 2009
HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!
Totally worth the wait Omar.
September 8th, 2009
at least it’s a proper term even if it wasn’t correctly identified…right?
September 8th, 2009
A NEW POST!!! A NEW POST!! OMAR HAS A NEW POST!! and a arm nippo apparently…
September 8th, 2009
Now that she mentioned it, the scar kind of does look like a nipple. Which is why I didn’t include a picture.
I’m pretty sure the nippo-scar started off as a bug bite. I’ll work on spinning that into a story that’s much more bad ass.
September 9th, 2009
When the size of that bug is = or > a house. Automatic bad ass designation. Just throwing that out there…
September 10th, 2009
Hahaha!
The girl is so observant…smart, too!
September 29th, 2009
hahahaha. oh dear. so max has a third nipple. it’s not noticeable but just recently ava realized it was there {see what i mean by not noticeable} and was trying to pick it off. eek. poor max. it is still intact, but now he has ninja-like reflexes when anyone goes near his chest.