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32 – Approximate number of gray hairs I counted in my facial hair alone.
32 – Years since the Wooley v. Maynard decision, when the Supreme Court ruled that people can refuse to display their state’s motto on their license plate(s).
32 – Number of pieces of candy I wish I had eaten on Sunday (actual number was ZERO).
32 – Number of strokes it took Phil Mickelson to complete the back 9 at Augusta National on Friday at The Masters.
32 – Number of teams in the NFL.
32 – Number of years old Sarah Michelle Gellar turns today. Happy birthday, Sarah Michelle!
32 – Number of years old I turn today.
April 14th, 2009
happy happy birthday!
April 14th, 2009
i can’t believe you are so old. you’re like BRIMLEY old! soon you’re gonna be pushing instant oatmeal and diabeetus testing supplies.
hmmm… i wonder what the world will look like when i am your age… maybe there will be flying cars by then…
April 14th, 2009
Happy birthday Omar! Hope you have a magnificent day.
April 14th, 2009
Becky: Flying cars? That would be a lot of progress to make in LESS THAN THREE WEEKS.
Mommyj: Thanks!
April 14th, 2009
Happy Birthday!!! 32….so old!
April 14th, 2009
Happy Birthday! You are so young!
April 14th, 2009
I was seriously rethinking our relationship when I saw that you not only knew how old Sarah Michelle Gellar was, but you knew her birth date too. It creeped me out. Then I saw that she shared a birthday with you, and it made sense that you would know that information.
Sorry I misjudged you.
Happy birthday.
Quit counting your facial hair. The visual image I get from that is disturbing.
April 14th, 2009
Happy Birthday!
April 14th, 2009
I can’t believe I’m older than you. Pfft. Ok- actually I knew I was BUT I have only had ONE gray hair and it wasn’t on my face thank goodness.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY OMAR!!! Oh and just so you know you are loved- one of the little boys I watch wears Crocs and Tristan has started calling him Omar.
April 14th, 2009
Lisa: I hear that 32′s the new 22.
Heffalump: Thanks and thanks!
Carrot: And to think, I left out the part about how we were born in the same city on the same day, because I didn’t want to seem creepy. But I ended up seeming almost creepy anyway!
Sarah: Thanks, Doc!
Really old Tori: Have you checked your beard lately? Maybe you should do so before making such bold statements. And has Tristan SEEN my Crocs? They don’t look like Crocs!!
April 14th, 2009
Happy Birthday! Man, you’re old.
That diabeetus guy is Ted Face’s uncle. True story. Does that make me famous?
I didn’t think so.
April 14th, 2009
Nancy: Thanks! Would it be weird, then, if I took Wilford’s job? Would that put you and Lauren in a weird spot, having to take sides?
April 14th, 2009
Happy Birthday Omar! I’m glad it’s shaping up to be the kind of day where you have the TIME to count 32 gray hairs.
I hear gray is the new blonde—grays always have more fun.
I popped over her to tell you what a feat you’ve accomplished. You got my mom to comment on my blog. Yeah, she did it anonymously–baby steps and whatnot–but she did it! All because you know some soap opera characters name. Show off.
I hope this is a great day for you and the start of a wonderful year of being 32!
April 14th, 2009
You’re so much less egotistical than me. On your 32nd birthday post, you talk about other people.
I imposed 32 things about ME on everyone on my birthday. And look here, it’s your blog, your birthday, and I’m talking about myself…
April 14th, 2009
Happy Birthday!
April 14th, 2009
Happy Birthday! I’m at that point in life where I redefine old every year. Currently I add 100 to whatever age I am and call that old.
I say you dye all of your hair gray and tell everyone that you’re 97 years old. Then challenge them to a game of rugby. Talk a lot about the first depression and explain that back when you were a kid, lots of things nobody cares about any more only cost a nickel! Then challenge them to a game of kick the can. After that, eat dinner around 3 P.M. and be prepared to go to bed by 6:30ish. But before you go to bed, go yell at the kids to get off your lawn and challenge any of them to a thumb war.
I don’t even know what I’m talking about any more. I think I’m going bald and I’m not yet 32. Which would you rather have, no hair or gray hair? Either way, I’m sure you and SMG have some sort of joint birthday bash to go to tonight, so have fun and try to challenge at least one group of people to a game of Ghost in the Graveyard today.
ps, I heard 32 was the new 16 1/2? Who’s your source?
April 14th, 2009
i hope you have a fabulous birthday, omar. stop counting the gray hairs–i heard they don’t exist if you don’t see them.
April 14th, 2009
Happy Birthday! I just saw a Sarah movie must have been in honor of your birthday:)
April 14th, 2009
Happy Birthday. Dude. You’re barely older than I am. I hope your day is great.
April 14th, 2009
Is Becky saying I am old? Hmm…that must make you practically dead.
Happy Birthday!
April 14th, 2009
ok… it took me approximately four minutes to figure out what lauren meant. i scrunched my eyes up and even kind of tilted my head to the side, trying to do the math. but then i got it. that’s funny – i had no idea. if i had, i might have chosen another reference – is don amici still alive? what about george burns? bea arthur? but then i couldn’t have used the word “diabeetus”. i think it was worth it.
April 15th, 2009
32! You’re practically a kid! I still sometimes pretend I’m 32. Hope you’ve been having fun on your birthday
April 15th, 2009
and HERE i am on your blog. if only i had come here earlier, it would have saved me some lame facebook comments.
happy happy birthday, omar. even though it is now no longer your birthday and you are most definitely sleeping. 32 is a LOT of gray hairs. i think you are exaggerating there, buddy.
April 15th, 2009
Happy Birthday Omar! I forgot that you and my daughter share a birthday. She turned 2.
Did you get sparkly pink princess shoes and purple Dora gardening gloves as well?
April 15th, 2009
Happy birthday! You don’t look a day over 29 … even with all that gray hair. Look how hot Anderson Cooper is. Hope you had a great day. Eat some candy already.
April 16th, 2009
I have that many gray facial hairs too. AND I am a girl. AND I’M 33. So there’s your measuring stick of what you have to look foward to next year. Sorry.
April 16th, 2009
Even though Sarah Michelle Gellar is now just a woman earning a lot of residuals, every time I realize we’re the same age, I feel like I’ve failed to do anything important with my life…
And, no, I’m not sure why I chose ‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ as my yardstick for self-approval.
April 19th, 2009
Happy (belated) birthday!!
(No one tell me anything…oh wait)
You are so old, you walked into an antique shop and they sold you.
The End.
April 19th, 2009
Ah, I remember when I was 32, feels like yesterday.
Good luck with that Omar!
April 19th, 2009
Happy belated birthday!
April 20th, 2009
Okay, it’s been a week now. Birthday celebration over … time to get back to blogging.
I think we need an update on The Girl’s hair.
April 21st, 2009
Happy unbelievably-belated birthday! Hope you got 32 presents!
April 23rd, 2009
Hey, you got 32 comments on your 32 birthday.
Oh wait, I wrecked it.
Sorry.
April 23rd, 2009
Dear Omar: I’m here sitting with Nobody, Tori is coming in one hour and we’re having dinner at Costa Vida.
;D
kthaxbai
April 23rd, 2009
April 26th, 2009
Happy Birthday! You are exactly one day younger than my husband.
Love,
Busy Bee’s SIL
May 16th, 2009
32 – The number of days I waited before wishing you a belated birthday! Happy Belated Birthday Omar!