Dec 17

Salads don’t take long enough to eat. Consequently, I end up trying to find other things to do with the rest of my lunch hour. So today, I checked my to-do list. It contained twenty-something productive things, and one very non-productive thing. If you’re reading ahead, you see that little cartoon there. That wasn’t the non-productive thing. That’s just a product of how hard I try to avoid being productive on a lunch break. The one non-productive thing was to replace the ninja on my site. See, the old ninja, though he served me well for 2+ years, was not mine. It’s one of the Wee Ninjas created by this guy named Shawn. And though I’ve credited him in the past (a long time ago), I always felt like I was stealing that image. Mainly because I was. I was totally comfortable with that, but it came to my attention a while ago that someone thought I created it. That made me feel like a liar. So I wanted to change the ninja.

So today on lunch, I changed the ninja, and checked that item off my list. Which, I guess, means I was being productive. Crap.

Anyway, I think me and the new guy are going to get along OK. As you can see from the sequence below, we have similar concerns. (Click to make it bigger.)

Suburban Juggernaut Cartoon 1

19 Responses to “New Sheriff in Town”

  1. Becky Says:

    yeah, that’s totally as productive as the online sudoku i did for two hours earlier today, only i was maybe not on my lunch hour, and i was maybe totally sucking payroll while doing it…

    he’s a cute little guy, though. but that neonazi lady looks like she’s pissed.

  2. Jon Says:

    I like the new guy and as a self proclaimed ninja aficionado, I think I know what the crap I’m talking about.

    See, if you take a close look at the scene, you’ll notice that the thug still had the safety on, not to mention his finger wasn’t even on the trigger! So the “victim” in this case wasn’t really in any danger. The real danger in that scenario was the defenseless lawn. Well played suburban juggernaut, well played.

  3. cadiz12 Says:

    howcome everyone is bald?

    i like the new guy; i think the way you have his appendages, you can be much more creative than the wee ninja figure you had before.

  4. Tori :) Says:

    The cartoon or whatever made me lol. And I think I like little SJ Ninja. He’s cool. YAY for being productive or not or ….????

  5. Rhonda Says:

    I like Ninja Omar … he has a lot more personality than the other stolen guy. But please stop being productive in December. You are making the rest of us look bad.

  6. Tori :) Says:

    I forgot to tell you- the comment you left about you FINALLY watching “Nap. Dy.” brought tears to my eyes. YAY! And I so don’t care if you’re mad at me. YAY!

  7. No Cool Story Says:

    When I saw the new ninja on my blog I wasn’t sure I was ready for this much of a change (and without any warning!)…But after the cartoon I have changed my mind. I love the new non-stolen Ninja!!

  8. No Cool Story Says:

    Also, you are a good man Omar becuase I steal stuff all the time and I don’t feel bad about it at all.
    Ask Nobody.

  9. No Cool Story Says:

    I just read the comment Tori mentioned!
    I can’t wait for that post.

  10. Heffalump Says:

    Why is SJ ninja not wearing Crocs? I just want to know.

  11. Omar Says:

    Et tu, Heffalump?

  12. Lauren Says:

    My throat got all tight, and I almost cried when I saw your new avatar on my mom’s blog. I thought the world was about to end. And as much as I miss wee ninja…I am ready to give the new ninja a warm welcome. Well hello new ninja!

    I tried soy egg nog last night, and it was just as bad as the regular crap.

  13. Nobo Says:

    You know, “Heffalump” written after “et tu” is pretty funny.

    That cartoon is really funny.

    Ninjas make me feel like a liar too. I always thought I was the only one.

    Re:NCS–I haven’t seen my wallet since the last time we talked….

  14. nancy face Says:

    Funny cartoon! Kris Face saw it just now, and liked it too! I will miss the little stolen ninja, but welcome to the new guy! :)

  15. nancy face Says:

    I like salad. I am a slow eater of the salad. It takes me longer to eat a salad than anyone else I know of.

  16. ucmama Says:

    I like the new little ninja guy. He doesn’t look as snuggly as the old one, but ninjas don’t really snuggle…

  17. Omar Says:

    “ninjas don’t really snuggle”

    Truer words have never been spoken.

  18. aubrey Says:

    hmm, i haven’t noticed your new avatar running around in the comments on the blogosphere…i need to pay closer attention. but i pretty much love your comic strip that you created. you are a genius, omar.

  19. Sarah Blue Says:

    That is a great comic strip. :)

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