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What’s worse, synchronized diving or doubles luge?
Would you pay $3.33 for a funny white American? (see below)
What’s worse, synchronized diving or doubles luge?
Would you pay $3.33 for a funny white American? (see below)
August 19th, 2008
I think you got a pretty good price on one. Nice find.
August 19th, 2008
cheap white american.
August 19th, 2008
Laugh out loud! Yep…I did!
The end.
August 19th, 2008
Heck no!
August 19th, 2008
all the white americans i know are worth at least twice as much as that.
August 19th, 2008
I’m only $3.33?? What???
Double luge makes me think of the Ambiguously Gay Duo on SNL.
August 19th, 2008
me likey sychronized diving–what i DON’T like is sychronized swimming–their movements are too jerky and creepy and it makes me go to a safe place. plus, those nose-clips!! yikes!
i think three dollars and 33 cents is way under the market value for white americans.
August 19th, 2008
I don’t know…the ingredient list says its also cultured, and its really hard to find funny AND cultured in one nice package, you know?
August 20th, 2008
mmm… cheese…
August 20th, 2008
The men’s synchro diving Speedos are what kill me. Seriously…why can’t they wear Jammer shorts?
Hmm, I am with Heffalump…the cheese IS cultured.
August 20th, 2008
I think what bothers me the most is that funny white americans expire the day you buy them. Now you’ve got some expired funny white american. I think you over paid.
And to answer your first question, They have doubles luge? If I’m not mistaken, this is the only event ever created by having an annoying younger sibling…
“Seriously… let me go with you. Let me go with you. Let me go with you…
Please let me go with you?…
Let me go with you. Let me go with you…”
Welcome to doubles luge.
August 21st, 2008
Worse in what way?
August 21st, 2008
And white in what way? Funny in what way? What if they were just “funny-smelling”? What if LOL doesn’t mean funny in this context? What if it means “loopy overweight loser”? I don’t know…$3.33 could get me more chocolate.
Maaaaaybe if the LOL White American was $.50. I’d buy just about anything for $.50.
August 21st, 2008
How do they culture the milk, anyway? Do they make the cows read Shakespeare and use a handkerchief instead of their tongues for wiping their noses? Or do they sit the bottled milk down in the front row of the opera or ballet and make it wear pearls? Cultured pearls?
August 22nd, 2008
I can’t stop thinking about David Bowie.
WWDBS?
What Would David Bowie Say?
He would sing, “Allllll right, she was a white American. White American, she was a White American……”
I’m American but I’m only semi-white. I’ve spent a lot of time out in the sun this summer. Plus my layers of arm hair darkens my look a bit.
August 25th, 2008
Aww, the synchronized diving sorta grew on me after a while. I couldn’t do one of those dives solo. How crazy to pull it off with a partner, doing something that complicated in synch with them, under that kind of pressure. Though I do wish that they could do can-openers or cannonballs - or BELLYFLOPS! How awesome would that be? Olympic synchronized bellyflopping! Maybe in London.
August 25th, 2008
and I have nothing to say about the cheese. Sorry.
August 25th, 2008
I think I would. It’s such a pretty number.
August 25th, 2008
I have a no speedo rule.
Hey! I bet that white American couldn’t even dance!
L-O-L
August 26th, 2008
We’re a dime a dozen, so the low price didn’t bother me.
The amount of salt seems excessive though.
August 26th, 2008
And I LOVE the synchronized diving!